Sucker Punch LA Premiere

In which T & Lo deliver a couple sucker punches of their own.

Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2011

Too old for her; too big for her. If you can't have the dress hemmed and you're trailing a foot of fabric because you're not model-tall, don't wear the dress. And when we say "too old" for her, we don't necessarily mean in the Helen Mirren sense; more like the Kate Winslet sense. It' s a beautiful dress and we love the back, but it's just not the dress for her.

Abbie Cornish in Amanda Wakeley spring 2011

Nice color, but she really needed a couple showier pieces of jewelry. And maybe a blowout on the hair.

Carla Gugino

Awful. Like a highly flammable slipcover visiting us from the year 1972. And what's with the hair? Is she hiding a bomb in there?

Derek Hough

We're sick of this shit. There are women in gowns attending the same event. A bare minimum of effort is required, even if (and we know this will be a shock to you, Derek), even if you have a penis! Yes! It's true! People with Y chromosomes are not actually too cool to dress appropriately!

Grow up.

Diane Lane

Enh. Sick of this dress. Not sure if the color works for her either.

Emily Browning in Erdem Spring 2011

Kind of boxy and unflattering. And we don't think the dark lip/white dress/nude shoe combo works at all.

Emma Roberts

This is kind of cute. We don't expect formal dress from anyone at a movie premiere. A happy medium between "Oscars" and "Nickelodeon Awards" will suffice. If the guys dressed in the male version of this outfit (which means no jeans, sneakers, or t-shirts), we'd have nothing to complain about.

Jamie Chung in Giambattista Valli spring 2011

It's not bad, but the modified skirt looks, well, modified.

Jena Malone

Holy cow! Remember when everyone dressed like this? Remember Demi and her bicycle shorts? God, we miss the days when the red carpet was a bastion of bad taste rather than the marketing tool it is now. We salute you and your tribute to 1992, Jena Malone.

Joe Jonas

You're an asshole.

Sorry, but we're holding the line on this one. Someone has to hold the male celebs responsible and we're just the bitches to do it. Or do you like having one set of criteria for women and another (far easier) set for men? We didn't think so.

Jon Hamm in Ermenegildo Zegna

Aw, the suit's a wrinkled mess, but he looks kind of adorable here. Love the frames.

Malin Akerman

Lorenzo likes this for its simplicity; Tom thinks the hair and the belt are mistakes.

Max Irons

We're not even going to complain about your hem. We just want to thank you for not showing up like you're stopping by between bong hits.

Ross Thomas

You are SUCH an asshole.


[Photo Credit: getty, wireimahe, elle.com]


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Labels: Erdem, Fashion, Giambattista Valli, Jenny Packham, Red Carpet