Dingdong Dantes: "Dry and Dilapidated"?

While everybody is exhilarated in GMA that their current alpha male Dingdong Dantes is E!'s Third Sexiest Man in the World and was featured in AXN's The Duke, it seems everybody is not agreeing. Well, at least, the clothing company Bench is confident in hiring Dingdong to be the endorser of their underwear line (Bench Body).

Anyway, no doubt, Dingdong has emerged to become a hunk from a lanky teeny-bopper image when he was in Clickyears ago.


However, it seems Dingdong looks tired and haggard from everything. Now, he looks waaay older in their new series Ang Babaeng Hinugot sa Aking Tadyang. Here's the same observation of a columnist who seems to hate Marian Rivera as well:

DINGDONG TUMATANDA AT NATUTUYOT SA SOBRANG DIET
ni Pete Ampoloquio Jr., Police Files Tonite

Ano ba naman ang GMA7 at syorak ang arrive ng lead actor nila sa kanilang billboards along EDSA?
Habang eskalera kasi ang beauty ni Marian "Nega" Rivera (beauty siya in fairness sa billboards nila),
ang leading man niyang si Dingdong Dantes ay parang patang-pata na at tanders na ever. Hakhakhak!

Sina Piolo Pasucal at kahit ang buddy-buddy niyang si Paolo Contis ay workout beauties din, pero
they look positively gorgeous and fresh. Hakhakhak! But Dingdong is comparable to an almost
dilapidated bulding. Ang nakaka-tawa pa, one of the world's sexiest daw ang jowa (jowa na ano?
Magkapa-plastic pa ba? Ang portalet chuvanes ever! Hakhakhak!) ni Marianita, pero para siyang
lalaking alimango.

Okay naman ang upper part ng kanyang katawan, but sad to say, he's got chicken legs and his
butt is comparable to that of an old man. Hakhakhak! Sana, tigilan na niya ang pagda-diet na
'yan dahil it's not doing him any good. Also, at this point in his life, he needs to have a
regular facial treatment, for he's getting old before his time. Tuyot at panat na ang kanyang
balat, at very much wanting of freshness na.

Also, I strongly advise him to put a stop to this bodybuilding thing, for his body is not in the
least bit proportional to his legs and butt.

Sinungaling na nga at mahilig mag-deny, gayung huling-huli na. Hakhakhak! Puhleeeeze! Tama na!
Sukat na! Dati nga, sa Angeles na raw siya umu-uwi sa bahay naturalmente ni Antoinette Taus, pero
wala siyang inaming anuman sa kanilang relasyon.

Kaya may naniniwala pa ba sa mga bukeke niyang close lang daw sila ni Marian "Nega" Rivera?
Hakhakhak! Magtigilled! I don't think this guy deserves his fans' kind of adulation. Period!

There's a tinge of truth in there but obviously the writer is just too vibrantly exaggerated in his descriptions. I think Dingdong needs to take a break and freshen up a bit. In this way, his hard work would not show up in his face.

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